Conversation Tidbit: Innuendo

Here's another bit from the daydream where Ara and Cin might have their bond snap into place at the end. Note: my headcanon has Gi-Ho as a fooodie and an excellent cook.

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Ara and Cin doing music for a small audience in a common area of Masters' Tower. There is also some conversation.

Ara: "There are few off-duty activities I wouldn't interrupt to feast on Master Gi-Ho's leftovers."

Obi-Wan: "How do you make the most innocent comment sound like the sauciest innuendo?"

Ara, amused and a tiny bit annoyed: "My dude, how do you make the sauciest innuendo sound like the most innocent comment?"

Obi-Wan: "What do you mean?"

Ara, mocking Obi-Wan: "Master Yoda is very kind when he pounds your face into the practice mats."

*laughter from the audience*

Yoda to Obi-Wan (he's sitting on Obi-Wan's lap, head all the way back so he's mostly looking at the underside of Obi-Wan's chin): "Got you there, she has."

Ara to Yoda: "And you yes-and'ed him!"

Yoda: "Yes-and, did I?"

Ara, paraphrasing because she doesn't remember the exact words: "'Hope have more mask you do, pound your face I will later.'"

Yoda: *Kermit crumple face*

Cin to Yoda: "Ara may have a pornographic memory, but if that was close to accurate, she's got you there, too, Master."

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